Who do you believe?
There should be a treadmill that plays movies and TV shows but if you slow down the audio goes out of sync by a whole second.
Calm the fuck down satan
(via rebeckalah)
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
(Source: caturday, via rebeckalah)
i saw a girl once and i was like HOT DAMN but it was actually a mailbox
“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
there were no humans in cars
(Source: uggatrip)
idk my sense of humor is really obnoxious and when im not being obnoxious im being really boring and quiet so i guess i can understand why no one likes me
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
(Source: moriarty)
sometimes i wish i could be as happy as nicki is
i mean
(Source: prince-jason)
